The Gamers: Dorkness Rising: Awesome. Simply awesome!
Monday, June 15, 2009 at 6:16AM 
Awesome. Simply awesome!
I came so close to dismissing The Gamers: Dorkness Rising when Netflix suggested it. But there was something about the idea of a bunch of adults sitting around playing D & D and taking it way too seriously that called to me. Not that I ever played D & D, mind you, but I knew plenty of people who did.
This independently made movie by Dead Gentlemen Productions is actually a sequel, but with more money behind it. For an independent film, the special effects are pretty slick, the costumes well designed, and the sets very authentic. It looked like they rented out a Renaissance fair location in the off season, or something.
The story centers around a man trying to write a Dungeons & Dragons module, but having problems finishing it because his buddies screw around while playing, so they never actually get to the end of it. In his frustration he tries to keep them under tight control, which in turn makes them figure out more outlandish things to do to undermine him and screw around with the game even more.
Early on the writer decides to invite one of the player's ex-girlfriends to join the game, feeling that new blood, and an intelligent female at that, would help. The fact he obviously has a slight crush on her doesn't hurt his cause. So they all start a new game with the experienced players laughing at the newbie's choices for her character ("You only have 81 hit points!"), at least until a scene where she slays all of the foes in one turn. The bickering and bantering back and forth is what drives the movie, even with the entertaining medieval yarn being spun for game play.
To add to the ludicousness, one of the other players decides he will play a female in the game, and keeps arguing that this character isn't evil, but merely "chaotic neutral". This is in doubt whenever the sorceress does things like blow up a farmhand just because he's taking too long to give directions. In the game world this character flips back and forth between a gorgeous blond woman, and the player in drag.
This isn't a high octane movie by any means, but I was glued to the screen the entire time, and laughing most of my way through it. Between a gender-bending sorceress, newbies kicking ass, a bard that constantly gets killed (begging the question why anyone would want to play a bard) in between seducing every female character he meets, a warrior priest who tried to be an elf on top of that, and a goody-two shoes warrior trying to keep them all under control, the game play is a riot. Even for someone not all that familiar with the intricate workings of D & D, you'll get the idea just from the arguing among the real world characters.
There's just enough drama from the real world to keep things from dragging. One of the players (the ex-boyfriend) is just plain a jerk, and the type of guy who screams about the rules until the rules put him at a disadvantage. We get glimpses of the players out in their 'real world' to give a little background, but there's never too much to get us sidetracked from the real heart of the movie: the new module being written.
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising is extremely well written. The actors, all unknowns, play their parts to the hilt. This is a wonderfully done independent movie, and one I will be adding to my wish list on Amazon.
For anyone who has ever played D & D, Magic: The Gathering, or any of those role playing games, or even just known someone who did, this movie will entertain you, maybe make you cringe as you see yourself in some of the characters, and will give you a strong urge to pull out that dusty box from the closet you've refused to acknowledge for so many years. The Gamers: Dorkness Rising is a Queen Of Cheese "must see"!
Reader Comments (3)
"...a bard that constantly gets killed (begging the question why anyone would want to play a bard) in between SEDUCING EVERY FEMALE CHARACTER HE MEETS..."
I think you answered your own question within that statement!
btw, I am sooooo gonna see this now!
I haven't laughed so much through a movie since UHF or Clerks! I'm curious to take a gander at the first movie. I bet without the fallback of some 'game play', the writing is even better.
And as for the bard 'getting the girl' every other scene, I still think it's pretty sad because it's not like the guy is really getting all that action. And what's even sadder is this guy might actually go out to a bar and brag about his fictional conquests, and even sadder yet, have some of his buddies high five him for it!
Not that any of us know, or ever knew, anyone that into D & D... LOL